Russell Brand, wtf is wrong with you?
WAIT A MINUTE. Katy kisses girls. And she likes it. And now she’s single.
Finna find this bitch.
Jack Black. Yes, he’s already married. Yes, he has children. Yes, he’s old enough to be my father.
But he’s hilarious and chubby and I love chubbiness and I love hilariousness.
Like Jack Black in the Holiday or Envy or Gulliver’s Travels (which, by the way, I was very disappointed with because it only covered one very small portion of the actual tale and I was really excited for the land of immortals) or pretty much any movie he’s in aside from Year One because that beard was just a little much. But for you, Jack, I’d deal with hairiness. I’d deal with it. Because I love you. Whoa, did I really just say that? Yes. And I’m not afraid. Or ashamed.I love you, Jack Black. If you ever get a divorce (as long as it isn’t the result of you cheating because ew) then please hit up Lady Brooklynn on tumblr (http://thebeautifultimesofladybrooklynn.tumblr.com/) or twitter (LadyBrooklynn) or call my house, I don’t care, just get a hold of me. You’re gonna love Fayette County. Ohhhhhhh, yes.
I seriously just stared at that for about 7 minutes straight. I definitely think he’s the most beautiful man ever. I also think he’s the only man in the entire world capable of making a girl climax simply by looking at his mouth on her computer screen. Not that I would know from experience or anything…